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The Susan Imhoff Gallery

A visual documentation of questionable professionalism

Susan showing a property with exaggerated gestures

Property Showing

Demonstrating her unique approach to "highlighting features" (usually the wrong ones)

Susan on business call with confused expression

Business Call

Her expression when a buyer asks about square footage or zoning laws

Susan at lunch meeting touching elderly male client's arm

Client Lunch Meeting

Demonstrating her "signature" business development technique with elderly male clients

Susan showing a kitchen with confused expression

Kitchen Tour

"Yes, this wet bar definitely counts as the second kitchen I mentioned"

Susan at business lunch leaning close to elderly male client

Business Lunch #2

Discussing "exclusive listings" with her characteristic unprofessional charm

Susan on phone looking overly excited

The "Good News" Call

Her reaction before telling clients about "minor" issues discovered post-closing

Susan at open house greeting potential buyers

Open House

Welcoming visitors to a property she hasn't actually toured herself yet

Susan at restaurant touching male client's arm while laughing

Closing the Deal

Using her "proven" method of securing listings from elderly male clients

Susan showing property exterior with grand gestures

Curb Appeal Presentation

"Direct oceanfront" - if you drive 2.3 miles east