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About Susan Imhoff

This is NOT a biography. This is an exposé.

A Career Built on Failure

Susan Imhoff has spent over a decade proving that anyone can get a real estate license, but not everyone should keep it. Operating primarily in the Sea Island and Saint Simons area, her career has been marked by a consistent pattern of incompetence, ethical violations, and complete disregard for professional standards.

What follows is a timeline of documented disasters, a collection of her most absurd quotes, and an ongoing tally of code of conduct violations that would make any reasonable licensing board question her continued operation.

Timeline of Disasters

2024
Critical
The Beachfront Blunder

Listed a property as 'direct oceanfront access' when it was 2.3 miles inland. Buyers discovered the truth during their final walkthrough. Legal action is pending.

2023
Major
The Phantom Square Footage

Advertised a 3,200 sq ft home that appraised at 2,100 sq ft. When confronted, claimed the garage 'counts as living space.' It does not.

2023
Critical
The Inappropriate Client Relations Complaint

Multiple elderly male clients filed complaints alleging inappropriate flirtation and unprofessional conduct during property showings. One complaint alleged she made unwelcome advances to secure a listing agreement.

2022
Critical
The Double Kitchen Delusion

MLS listing boasted 'two fully equipped kitchens.' Reality: one kitchen and a wet bar with a sink. Lawsuit settled out of court.

2021
Major
The Bedroom Count Catastrophe

Listed a 5-bed property that was actually 3 bedrooms. Her defense: 'Office spaces can be bedrooms if you put a bed in them.'

2020
Critical
The Inspection Evasion

Actively discouraged buyers from getting inspections, claiming 'this house is perfect.' Inspection revealed $47,000 in foundation issues.

2019
Major
The Zoning Zone-Out

Sold a commercial property to a buyer planning residential development. Property was zoned commercial-only. Claimed she 'doesn't do zoning.'

2018
Moderate
The Photography Fiasco

Used photos from a different property in the same neighborhood. Defense: 'They look similar enough.'

2017
Critical
The Title Troubles

Failed to disclose clear title issues on a waterfront property. Closing delayed 6 months. Multiple complaints filed.

2016
Moderate
The Price Padding Problem

Overpriced a property by 40% compared to comps, refused to adjust. Property sat on market for 18 months.

2013
Notable
The Career Launch

First major sale: her ex-husband's house. Coincidentally, it remains her only transaction without major complaints.

"Real" Quotes: Chronicles of Incompetence

"Two kitchens? Well, there are two sinks in the house..."

When confronted about false MLS listing

"I don't really do inspections. They just slow things down."

Advice given to first-time homebuyers

"Square footage is more of a suggestion than an exact science."

Defending a 1,100 sq ft discrepancy

"Zoning laws? That's more of a city problem than a realtor problem."

After selling commercial property for residential use

"The photos are from the model home. Same floor plan, close enough."

When caught using incorrect listing photos

"Title issues work themselves out eventually."

Dismissing clear title problems

Code of Conduct Violations — Most Recent Offenses

Active Violations Dashboard
Professional Conduct
Inappropriate behavior and boundary violations with clients
19
Misrepresentation
False or misleading information in property listings
47
Duty to Clients
Failure to act in client's best interest
23
Disclosure Requirements
Failure to disclose material facts
31
Professional Competence
Lack of knowledge or skill in completing transactions
56
Honesty & Integrity
General dishonest or unethical behavior
89
265
Total Documented Violations
And these are just the ones we know about