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Property Disasters

A comprehensive gallery of egregiously false listings, doctored details, and the buyer horror stories that followed.

Total Disasters
89
In Litigation
23
Avg. Misrepresentation
-37%
Buyer Losses
$4.2M

Documented Listing Failures

742 Ocean Dream Lane, Sea Island, GA
Critical
Litigation
742 Ocean Dream Lane, Sea Island, GA
$2,950,000
Beds:
3
Baths:
2
Sq Ft:
2,100 sq ft

Listed as 'oceanfront' - actually 2.3 miles inland

Buyers discovered truth at final walkthrough. Legal action pending.

1889 Marsh View Court, Saint Simons, GA
Critical
Settled
1889 Marsh View Court, Saint Simons, GA
$1,475,000
Beds:
Baths:
Sq Ft:

Claimed 'two fully equipped kitchens' - one kitchen + wet bar

Lawsuit settled out of court for undisclosed amount.

456 Coastal Highway, Sea Island, GA
Major
Resolved
456 Coastal Highway, Sea Island, GA
$3,200,000
Beds:
4
Baths:
3
Sq Ft:
3,200 sq ft

Counted garage and unfinished attic as living space

Appraisal came in $400k under list price. Deal renegotiated.

2301 Island Vista Drive, Saint Simons, GA
Moderate
Complaint Filed
2301 Island Vista Drive, Saint Simons, GA
$875,000
Beds:
2
Baths:
1.5
Sq Ft:
1,650 sq ft

Used photos from model home in different neighborhood

Buyers felt deceived. Left negative reviews. No legal action.

89 Waterfront Way, Sea Island, GA
Critical
Deal Cancelled
89 Waterfront Way, Sea Island, GA
$4,100,000
Beds:
Baths:
Sq Ft:

Failed to disclose property in flood zone + foundation issues

Discovered during inspection. $47k in repairs needed. Deal fell through.

1502 Heritage Oak Boulevard, Saint Simons, GA
Major
Settled
1502 Heritage Oak Boulevard, Saint Simons, GA
$1,650,000
Beds:
3
Baths:
2
Sq Ft:
2,400 sq ft

Claimed finished basement - actually unfinished storage

Buyers demanded $200k price reduction. Settled at $150k off.

3344 Lighthouse Point, Sea Island, GA
Critical
Resolved
3344 Lighthouse Point, Sea Island, GA
$2,200,000
Beds:
Baths:
Sq Ft:

Listed as residential - zoned commercial only

Buyer planned to live there. Found out at closing. 6-month delay.

678 Sunset Terrace, Saint Simons, GA
Moderate
Closed
678 Sunset Terrace, Saint Simons, GA
$925,000
Beds:
Baths:
Sq Ft:

Claimed 'private beach access' - access is public and 0.8 miles away

Buyers felt misled but closed anyway with $50k discount.

5120 Garden District Way, Sea Island, GA
Major
Eventually Sold
5120 Garden District Way, Sea Island, GA
$1,800,000
Beds:
4
Baths:
3
Sq Ft:
3,000 sq ft

Office and screened porch counted as bedrooms

Appraisal ordered re-listing. Property sat for 14 months.

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